10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."