10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson