10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)