10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.