10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for loners.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.