10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- It's Free To Fold...
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers