10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "No river, no fish."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha