10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels