10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.