10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "No river, no fish."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.