10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.