10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek