10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"