10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-