10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Fold and live to fold again
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.