10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.