10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "All-in, bitches!!!"