10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)