10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.