10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.