10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-