10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.