10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"