10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike