10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz