10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
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