10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.