10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel