10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz