10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-