10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!