10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.