10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.