10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.