10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."