10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "No river, no fish."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth