10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm