10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson