10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss