10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel