10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.