10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks