10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.