10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."