10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-