10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event