10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.