10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.