10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.