10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon